Smirnoff Passion Fruit Vodka- Roofie Team Approved

So it's a recession and I work for a goblin, so when it came time to buy a bottle of mixable (i.e. non-jameson) substances for my roommates birthday, i felt bad buying the georgi but couldn't afford the dirty bird, so i went for the smirnoff.  i usually pass on the flavors (the raspberry just smells like vomit) but the passion fruit was calling my name.  it's a totally sexual fruit.  so i bought the passionfruit smirnoff bottle and proudly toted it home through the projects.  it, alas, never got opened at the party itself, and 4 days later i've decided to give it a taste to take the edge off the day.  amazingness.  of course, it's way too sweet but so delicious.  i'm going to drink some in the morning before my star studded day tomorrow to freshen my breath and sexify my day.